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Two Weapon Makers

"Now THIS is how you make a true magical weapon!"

"Out of a feeble tree with sparkling solidified sap? Such twig won't gonna make single scratch on neck of enemy."

"Told by the foolish munchkin people who use tree to burn their furnace."

"We use coal, not tree you rude sprite."

"Coal was tree you moron."

"No I heard your mom's bed was coal."

"No I heard you are bald."